Electrician/Plumber/Carpenter

How great are you?

If your answer is something like: "I am the greatest!" you may be who we are looking for.

We are on a Quest to find expert carpenters with at least 10 years professional trade experience, who can also do basic plumbing, light electric, drywall repair, remodeling, and much more. We're looking for people who would rather use our company van, who don't want to pay for gas, who want a company credit card, who want a well-trained office staff to book their jobs for them and provide support, and who don't want to do free estimates for tire-kickers who want a Groupon deal. In other words, we're looking for the best in the industry who want to do their best work and be treated with the respect they deserve.

Must be clean cut, friendly and personable, have excellent communication skills, and take pride in doing a job the right way for our upscale residential and commercial clients. That means no visible butt cracks, and you must have all your teeth, or at least fake ones. And if you hear a *DING* when you smile, even better.

And again, TEN YEARS TRADE EXPERIENCE IS REQUIRED. Working in a bank for 5 years while you do home improvement for your grandma doesn't count. Sorry.

This is a REAL job. Full-time. With an established, successful, professional company. Your spouse will be thrilled.

We aren't looking for sub-contractors for a short job that will leave you unemployed next month. We are looking for you to join our team for the long term! Our most senior guy has been here for 10 years and we want more like him. He's very nice and he smells good. On most days.

We specialize in small- to medium-sized jobs in the Western suburbs . Something different every day! It could be wood rot repair one day, tiling a bathroom the next, then replacing a ceiling fan, fixing a toilet, installing crown molding, assembling a desk, hanging a mirror, repairing a deck, etc.

We're looking for the best to join us, because honestly, our phone rings off the hook and we need help. Typical hours are 8 am - 4 pm, Monday-Friday, plus every other Saturday when we are extra busy.

Our guys make between $50-$70k a year, health insurance, paid vacations, company vehicle, and more.

Must be drug-free, and be able to pass our background check. That means no criminal history and a nice clean driving record. Non-smokers preferred, because otherwise our nice clients complain that we stink. (It's the truth, and you know it too.) In other words, if you wouldn't want yourself coming to your home, neither will our clients. We really will check references and previous jobs and do background checks and drug testing. So, applicants in the federal witness protection program may need to give us a heads-up.

Remember, you must have 10 years of experience. We can do math, so don't try to fool us into believing you starting working at age 7 framing houses. We're on to you.

So, if you are really awesome at what you do and want to join our team of experts doing great work for our neighbors, send us your RESUME and tell us what your favorite tool is. We will give you a call if we think you might have what we are looking for.